The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
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