Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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