i already hear my dad disowning me
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Panties = found
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
