Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
You are the jesus of drinking
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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