I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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