why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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