I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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