So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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