i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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