Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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