lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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