i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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