Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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