I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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