he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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