sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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