I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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