You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
where are my eyebrows?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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