even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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