I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I fill condoms, not promises.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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