You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
This house was built for laser tag.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Randomize
