She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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