It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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