In the future we'll all be gay
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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