Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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