your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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