Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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