Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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