I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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