She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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