everyone is single if you try hard enough
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Randomize
