I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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