hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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