We tried having a conversation with our noses.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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