Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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