that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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