i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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