just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
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