I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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