dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Randomize
