Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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