I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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