Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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