If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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