But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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