Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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