isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I think your dad took our porno
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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