Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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