we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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