sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
how can u be prego again
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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