I am puke
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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