I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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