Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I'm at about main and main street
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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