I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
