just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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