If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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