why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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